VEND
Nothing is in stock yet. The machine shows what it actually has — it does not invent a shelf of packs to look full.
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Pull a meme
Press PULL and the machine dispenses a random pack. It costs nothing. The pack drops into the tray and opens.
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Launch it
If you like what you got, LAUNCH THIS creates it for real on the pump.fun bonding curve, signed in your own wallet. You pay only the network cost of creating the coin — no platform fee, and no dev buy, so nobody holds an insider bag.
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Accumulate fees
Every coin launched here routes its pump.fun creator fee to the machine's wallet, permanently — that is written on chain at launch and cannot be changed. Vendors accumulate standing on the board from the coins they launched and how those coins are doing.
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Become the Top Vendor
The board ranks real wallets by real launches. There is no simulated row and no invented score anywhere on it.
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The pull is free, so no fairness proof is offered.
Every pull still records a seed, the roll it produced, and a hash of the exact
pool it was resolved against — so any pull can be re-derived from its own
record at
/api/pull?id=…. It is an audit trail, not a claim. - Creator fees are not split per vendor. Every coin launched here writes the same creator address, and pump.fun accumulates that address's fees in one vault. The chain does not carry the information a per-vendor split would need, so the board shows the pot once and ranks vendors by launches instead of inventing a number.
- An unknown figure is an em dash, never a zero. Holder counts are not published by either market data source, so they are blank. A zero would be a measurement this machine did not take.
- Only coins that exist are listed. A row is written only after the mint is proved to exist on chain and the pump.fun index confirms its creator is this machine's fee wallet.